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Low Carb Diets

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A low-carb diet is bad for you. One of my patients slipped on some bacon grease and broke her leg!
There's a thin person inside me screaming to get out. No, wait –– he's yelling for me to order a pizza!

The Mind Blowing Italian Feast Platter comes with your choice of guilt, regret or defiance.
Inside me, there's a skinny person screaming to get out. No wait, she's yelling at me to order a pizza!
The good news, it's OK to eat butter after all. The bad news, it's not OK to eat any of the things you like to put butter on.

Heads, fat is bad and carbs are good. Tails, fat is good and carbs are bad.
Too bad it was a typo. I was doing pretty well on the low-crab diet!
One diet doctor told me to eat more fruit, nuts and grains. Another told me to eat more meat, fish and cheese. Long story short, I gained 40 pounds!

The high-carb diet I put you on 20 years ago gave you diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease. Oops.
On this diet, you can eat all the steak you want, but a slice of bread will kill you. On this other diet, you can eat all the bread you want, but a steak will kill you.
A chocolate brownie looks sort of like a giant crouton, so it's almost a salad!

A hot fudge sundae counts as a salad if you replace the cherry with a crouton.
I don't approve of low-carb, high-carb, fat-free, organic, macrobiotic, vegetarian or vegan. Frankly, I don't approve of food.
The sauce has tomatoes and onions. The crust is basically a big crouton. Tehnically, pizza is a salad.

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