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Hospital Cartoons

When you got caught in the tornado, it twirled your blood sugar into cotton candy.
I think today is Wednesday, but I'll need to run some tests to be sure.
The Intensive Care Unit is next door. This is the Intensive Billing Unit.
You're right, $500 for an aspirin is outrageous. It's supposed to be $5,000!
Your new pacemaker comes with Pandora so you can always have a song in your heart.
Your doctor ordered some tests. If you pass, you get to go home. If you fail, you'll have to repeat 9th grade.
Any pain today, not cause by the government, greedy corporations, annoying celebrities or society in general?
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If you are not 100% satisfied with your surgery, the defective organ will be cheerfully refunded.
Good news –– they just developed an artificial heart that runs on cholesterol.
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After we repair your wazoo, I suggest you find a better tax guy.
Our hospital has the very best technology. I'll be using GPS to locate your appendix.
You are a very, very sick man. Ask your family to pray for your insurance company.
My employer is paying for the surgery. I'm having a speed bump installed between my brain and my mouth.
Two hours in our waiting room with a bunch of coughing people and screaming children. That was your stress test.
You have Jethro Tull syndrome. Too old to rock and roll, too young to die.
There was a tunnel and a bright light. My grandparents, Uncle Lenny, my dog Shep, my tonsils, appendix and all of my missing socks were there to greet me.
No...going viral is a bad thing.
Before we send you home with your new baby, would like to have him circumcised, pierced and tattooed?
We found a bunch of these clogging your arteries. They're cholesterol pills.

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