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Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherbume, •N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherbume, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
If I get a paper cut while filling out my disability forms, do I get extra time off?
I'm installing a bridge. If you have trouble paying for it, I can make it a toll bridge.
We don't offer dental in our healthcare plan. Nobody around here does much smiling.
You are a very, very sick man. Ask your family to pray for your insurance company.
Please moan into the phone. A nurse will determine if you are too sick to work today or just faking it.
Your prescription is $30, but there's a $75 co-pay.
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Healthy food is expensive. Can you write me a prescription for groceries?
Our new healthcare plan makes us pay for a lot of coverage we don't need: heebie-jeebies, hissy fits, conniptions, boogie fever, achy breaky heart, a bad case of the Mondays....
Once a week, we make the coffee with chicken soup instead of water. That's our healthcare plan.
I'm prescribing some yellow pills because you've reached your insurance limit for blue, green, orange, white and pink pills.
Good news – your insurance company says you're feeling much better!
The insurance company will pay for my transplant, but only if the doctor uses an artichoke heart.
I would like to eat healthier, but my insurance won't pay for salad.
I'm sorry, Mr. Dumpty, but gravity is a pre-existing condition.
You're suffering from a serious medical condition called 'lousy insurance'.
In the next phase of our corporate wellness campaign, all office machines shall be lubricated with omega-3 fish oil.
I'm looking over the agenda for our Wellness Workshop. You forgot to schedule cigarette breaks!

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