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Resistance training is just as important as cardio. Train yourself to resist chocolate, pastries, fried foods, beer, pizza.....
A low-carb diet is bad for you. One of my patients slipped on some bacon grease and broke her leg!
Everyone knows food is bad for you, but I don\'t know what else to eat!

It\'s not easy fitting 60 minutes of exercise into my busy schedule. Today I took 360 ten-second walks.
I guess I should start exercising again. My treadmill sent me a friend request!
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?

Don't slice the pizza. My diet says I'm only allowed to eat one piece.
If a bird is mean to fly, it flies! If a fish is mean to swim, it swims! If I were meant to lose weight...
There\'s a thin person inside me screaming to get out. No, wait –– he\'s yelling for me to order a pizza!

The Mind Blowing Italian Feast Platter comes with your choice of guilt, regret or defiance.
Heads, I eat what I like and hate myself. Tails, I eat what I hate and like myself.
You don\'t make patients feel guilty about cancer. You don\'t make patients feel guilty about Parkinson\'s. You don\'t make patients feel guilty about Alzheimer\'s. Why are you making me feel guilty about diabetes?

The handle on your recliner does not qualify as an exercise machine.
The good news, it\'s OK to eat butter after all. The bad news, it\'s not OK to eat any of the things you like to put butter on.
Bicycling is a great way to lose weight. Swallowing bugs for an hour will spoil your appetite.

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