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Cardiology / Cardiologist Cartoons

What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
If walking is the best exercise, how come zombies don\'t look healthier?
Cholesterol is a good thing. It keeps your arteries from collapsing when you\'ve got the weight of the world coming down on you!
I never actually quit smoking. I just ran out of places where I\'m allowed to do it!
There's a thin person inside me screaming to get out. No, wait –– he's yelling for me to order a pizza!
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The good news is, you have a heart. The bad news is, it's filled with assorted chocolates.
Two hours in our waiting room with a bunch of coughing people and screaming children. That was your stress test.
You have a bleeding heart. Subscribe to National Review and start watching Fox News.
You told me to eat 5 fruits and vegetables every day. Today I had 3 raisins and 2 peas.
The good news, it\'s OK to eat butter after all. The bad news, it\'s not OK to eat any of the things you like to put butter on.
Bicycling is a great way to lose weight. Swallowing bugs for an hour will spoil your appetite.
Bicycling is a great way to lose weight. Swallowing bugs for an hour will spoil your appetite.
The Mediterranean Diet is supposed to be very healthy. Can you write me a prescription for a vacation in Greece?
My hamster ran on his wheel every day and died when he was 6 months old. Explain to me again how cardio is going to help me live longer.
Heads, fat is bad and carbs are good. Tails, fat is good and carbs are bad.
If we quit smoking, our risk of heart attack will go down 30 percent. But if we quit 5 times, our risk will go down 150 percent!
Olive oil is good for your new heart, so is fish oil. And you can still enjoy an occasional motor oil Martini.
It's easy to tell the difference between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Bad cholesterol has an evil laugh.
I got a speeding ticket on my way to work. I was driving under the influence of bran.
Cholesterol is good for you. It blocks your arteries, making it more difficult for germs and viruses to reach your vital organs.

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