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Cardio Fitness Cartoons

My fitness watch counts my steps, calories, heart beats, reps and excuses.
Resistance training is just as important as cardio. Train yourself to resist chocolate, pastries, fried foods, beer, pizza.....
Every day at work, I swim with the sharks, run with the wolves and fly with the eagles –– but I\'m still 30 pounds overweight!?

I recommend golfing to all of my patients. Tantrums give you an excellent cardio workout!
It's not easy fitting 60 minutes of exercise into my busy schedule. Today I took 360 ten-second walks.
I guess I should start exercising again. My treadmill sent me a friend request!

If walking is the best exercise, how come zombies don\'t look healthier?
There\'s a thin person inside me screaming to get out. No, wait –– he\'s yelling for me to order a pizza!
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment

My hamster ran on his wheel every day and died when he was 6 months old. Explain to me again how cardio is going to help me live longer.
I blame my weight on bad genetics. I was born with a mouth and a stomach.
I set my fitness band every morning when I get to work. My trip to Hell and back every day is 1,397 steps.

On Monday, Wednesday and Friday, I lift weights for 2 hours. On Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, I run 10 miles. On Sunday, I use yoga to kick myself in the head for overdoing it again.
Warning: The following program contains 17 food commercials. Dieters are strongly advised to turn off the TV and go for a walk.
I\'m prescribing exercise. Think of it as a stress pill that takes 30 minutes to swallow.

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