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Assorted Medical, Health, Doctor and Hospital Cartoons

He's in a Powerpoint-induced coma.
This phone costs a little more because it's gluten-free.
At 12 months, your child should begin walking, speaking simple words and making his first attempts at texting and Googling.
Having nine lives is cool, but if I have to go through menopause again, forget it!
When I\'m dieting, my doctor says it\'s OK to cheat once a week. I\'m going out with your friend Larry tonight.
I blame my weight on bad genetics. I was born with a mouth and a stomach.
Olive oil is good for your new heart, so is fish oil. And you can still enjoy an occasional motor oil Martini.
No...going viral is a bad thing.
On Monday, Wednesday and Friday, I lift weights for 2 hours. On Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, I run 10 miles. On Sunday, I use yoga to kick myself in the head for overdoing it again.
It\'s made from snakes and snails and puppy dog tails. You rub it on your armpit and it gives you more testosterone.
On one hand, I\'m troubled that one of my employees is using medical marijuana. On the other hand, it\'s nice that someone is actually laughing at my jokes.
You have a rare condition called 'good health'. Frankly, I'm not sure how to treat it.
It's easy to tell the difference between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Bad cholesterol has an evil laugh.
You're in excellent health. I'll need to run some tests until I find something wrong with you.
Stop resting in peace and start getting some exercise.
One diet doctor told me to eat more fruit, nuts and grains. Another told me to eat more meat, fish and cheese. Long story short, I gained 40 pounds!
A recent study reveals that the human race is simply evolving into a larger species. Feel free to eat anything you want.
The 4 basic food groups are things my doctor won\'t let me eat, things my wife won\'t let me eat, things my heartburn won\'t let me eat and things my teeth won\'t let me eat.
I can\'t talk right now –– I\'m helping Dwayne with his stress management!
I\'m prescribing exercise. Think of it as a stress pill that takes 30 minutes to swallow.
Hormone replacement therapy will make you feel much better. I'm replacing your hormones with rainbows, sunshine and glitter.

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