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Cartoons About Politics and Government

My friends are encouraging me to run for office. Do you have The Complete Idiot's Guide to Screwing the Public?
The medals on the right are for things I did and the medals on the left are for things I didn't do.
There's one lobster in your tank who looks like he has political opinions that I wouldn't agree with. I'll eat him.

Today in school we learned about the three main branches of government: lobbyists, fund raisers and media.
The Politician's Lunch is a pork sandwich and we send the bill to your grandchildren.
Everywhere I go, people are eager to shake my hand and shower me with compliments. With that kind of charisma, I'd be crazy not to run for office!

I used to be a Democrat, then I switched to Republican, but now I only vote for wrestlers.
If elected, I promise to play golf and leave you alone for four years!
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Do you want my answer in school math, government math or corporate math?
If you vote for me, I promise better housing, more food and prettier stones!
I'm afraid that surgery is the only option. Some of your freckle patterns are politically incorrect.

Great leaders are not born, they are made. Which explains why so many have a screw loose.
Election season is very stressful for me. I love people and I want to vote for everyone, whether they are running or not!
If elected, I promise to create many exciting new problems to help you forget about the old ones!

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