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I used to be a Democrat, then I switched to Republican, but now I only vote for wrestlers.
If elected, I promise to play golf and leave you alone for four years!
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Do you want my answer in school math, government math or corporate math?
If you vote for me, I promise better housing, more food and prettier stones!
I'm afraid that surgery is the only option. Some of your freckle patterns are politically incorrect.

Great leaders are not born, they are made. Which explains why so many have a screw loose.
Election season is very stressful for me. I love people and I want to vote for everyone, whether they are running or not!
If elected, I promise to create many exciting new problems to help you forget about the old ones!

Neat Document-Randy GIasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
If elected, I promise to tweet every day, take lots of selfies with the hottest celebs and be totally awesome on all the chat shows.
If elected, I promise to restore the people's faith in dishonest government!

In election news, all of the candidates suddenly came to their senses today and dropped out of the race.
If elected, I promise to bring you an abundance of outrageous blunders, gaffs and controversy to keep you entertained for four years!
Memo: Due to stricter government safety regulations, employees of this company shall no longer be allowed to take the bull by the horns, soar with the eagles or climb the corporate ladder without a helmet or protective harness.

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