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Business Ethics

I tried being more ethical. That's when people stopped trusting me.
I need you to hire an interpreter. Someone who can translate my words ito something that sounds ethical.
toon-2039
Which weather app are you using? Mine is forecasting a plague of locusts and scattered showers of fire and brimstone.
My boss takes credit for every good thing I do. Rumor has it, he's going to be a mother soon.
Good evening, sir! Have you ever wondered what would happen to your family if you failed to buy enough life insurance? Telepathic Telemarketing.
Neat Document-"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. But many ofhis coworkers suspect he did it intentionally justto get time off and coll Entertainment
Have you ever been arrested for shoplifting? We're looking for someone who can help us steal customers from our competition.
The way I see it, unethical ethics are better than no ethics at all.
Larry, do you remember where we buried our hidden agenda?
toon-2094
There's going to be a lot of finger pointing around here and I'd like to put you in charge. You have exquisite hands.
I underpay my employees, use unethical tax strategies and pollute the environment, but it's OK -- I outsource my guilt to a firm overseas.
If life gives you lemons, create a phony lemon shortage to inflate prices, then sell them to a gullible public for a quick profit.
I'm convinced that all corporations are evil, but Bruce Wayne says free market capitalism is the only thing that can save the world.
You handled the audit so well, we're promoting you from Accounts Receivable to Accounts Deceivable.
I've joined a cult that believes in high quality products, superior customer service and responsible corporate behavior. You should come to one of our meetings.
Remember, two wrongs don't make a right. On average, it takes 3 wrongs, 5 denials, 6 accusations, 9 excuses, 8 half-truths and 10 bold-faced lies.
You embezzled 5 million dollars from the pension fund, you manipulated our stock with fraudulent accounting and took a box of pens home from the office. When you steal office supplies, it sets a bad example for everyone!
You call it 'lying'. I call it 'perfecting the truth'!
What do we make where I work? We make excuses.

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