Workers with Disabilities - Randy Glasbergen

$My keyboard doesn\'t work, my shredder is jammed, my monitor has gone dark and I\'m missing a wheel from my chair. Does my cubicle qualify for disability benefits?$

$It\'s a special hearing aid. It filters out criticism and amplifies compliments.$

$Of course we employ people with disabilities! Dan can\'t make a decision, Tina is a chronic whiner, Zack can\'t stop talking, Kathy has no sense of humor, Tim can\'t sell....$

$If FDR could win World War II in a wheelchair, I\'m sure I can win a price war for our sales team!$

$I know what it\'s like to be a handicapped cripple. I was born without the ability to stop myself from saying inappropriate things.$

$We do our best to accommodate special needs employees...but you don\'t get reimbursed for mileage.$

$I have a note from my doctor. I\'m allergic to criticism!$