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Time Management

It's a new time management app. When you click the icon, your calendar disappears!

On Mondays, I get ready to plan my week. On Tuesdays, I plan my week. On Wednesdays, I revise my plan for the week. On Thursdays, I put my plan for the week into my computer. On Fridays, I think about starting my plan for next week.

...and you spent 6.35 years of your life deleting spam from your e-mail.

There will be six designated yawning breaks during my presentation. Please pace your boredom accordingly.

My smartphone helps me be a lot more productive. Especially when I turn it off.

I can complete the project under budget and ahead of schedule, but you'll need to allocate additional time and money for that.

We had a scheduling conflict, so tomorrow's meeting has been moved to yesterday.

I hate to criticize, but you've only been employed here for two days and you're already three weeks behind in your work.

Will this take long? My 5-hour energy shot expires in 7 minutes!

Part-time employees are expected to work 24 hours a day. Full-time employees are expected to work 48 hours a day.

Time management is a great concept, but who has time for it?!

I spend 30% of my day working for the tax man, so that's the part of my day when I goof off.

I'd like you to spend more time working and less time peeking over your cubicle.

If it's really important, write URGENT in the subject line an dI'll be sure to ignore it immediately.

Tonight's program will not be seen at its regular time because nobody watches programs at their regular time anymore.

What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?

Due to budget constraints, we're cutting your hours. You only have to work every-other-minute.

Time management is a myth. If I had any control over time, I'd still be sixteen years old and weigh 90 pounds!

I'm very busy. Say what's on your mind, but only use every other word.

Gosh, I've been so busy lately, I didn't even notice that I gave birth last week!

Eternity has no calendars, no days, no weeks, no years...but I still have trouble managing my time!

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