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Teamwork / Coworkers

I hate tofu sandwiches and celery smoothies, but they're the only thing my coworkers won't steal from the break room fridge!
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They're special glasses that help you see yourself the way others see you!

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Yes, I think I have good people skills. What kind of idiot question is that?
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. Can you repeat everything you've said to me since you started working here?

I'm trying to compare
You can get a discount on company health insurance if you let your coworkers diagnose you with information they find on the Internet.
My #1 goal is to always speak well of others. My #2 goal is to make sure I don't end up like the rest of those losers in my department.

Of course we employ people with disabilities! Dan can't make a decision, Tina is a chronic whiner, Zack can't stop talking, Kathy has no sense of humor, Tim can't sell....
He said our team is suffering from 'paralysis by analysis'. Nobody knows what that means, but if it rhymes it must be very profound!
If FDR could win World War II in a wheelchair, I'm sure I can win a price war for our sales team!

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