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Stress Cartoons

We're giving birth to a new product line and it might be painful, so I'm sending everyone to Lamaze class.
You're a good employee, Humpty, but you need to learn how to take a little criticism!
I know I'm out of touch with reality. That's my best stress-management technique!
I have a 'delete' button tattooed on my forehead. It helps me forget about my day.
You can go far in this company. I go to Hell and back every day.
Now and again, I give myself a ten million dollar bonus. That's my favorite stress management technique.
Not only does my boss think I\'m dead wood, but my doctor says I have termites.
He's been working here for 25 years, but his eyes still sparkle like a newbie. I heard he's had twinkle implants.
My smartphone monitors my heart rate and body temperature and automatically shuts down when it senses that I\'m about to lose my mind.
I wear two hearing aids. One helps me hear what you say and the other helps me hear what you mean.
Morale is worse than we thought. A computer just signed up for a stress management workshop!
Are you under a lot of stress lately or have you always had six separate heartbeats?
I didn't know I was pregnant. My office is such a stressful place to work, everyone feels nauseous in the morning!
Office Maintenance? Could you send someone up to the 9th floor to adjust my attitude and install more patience?
I don't know if it's burnout, but I set off the smoke alarm six times today!
We\'re supposed to stop for a mini exercise break twice a day. Do tantrums count?
I apologize for asking you to step outside of your comfort zone.
My advice? Outsource your life to someone else!
A necktie is basically a noose at one end and a spear at the other end. That\'s got to be a metaphor for something!
Every minute feels like an hour. Every hour feels like a day. Every day feels like a week. I don\'t think a time management seminar can fix that.
I guess things have been kind of stressful at the office. Tomorrow is Bring Your Therapist To Work Day.

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