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Stress Cartoons

You've been awfully tense lately. They say petting a cat is a great way to relieve stress!
I'm contacting the Center for Disease Control. Our office may be infected with ego-eating bacteria!
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
Two hours in our waiting room with a bunch of coughing people and screaming children. That was your stress test.
Blame it all on me - $10.
I need something to relieve my stress. Can you prescribe some money?
I'm writing you a prescription: Be happy and feel great 3 times a day.
I am not a lazy bum. I am a potential workaholic with extraordinary stress management skills!
Sometimes, very late at night, when the world is quiet and still, I like to close my eyes and listen to the sound of people not criticizing me.
Miserable and dissatisfied is a good thing. Nobody ever accomplished anything great when they were happy!
You devote 50% of your energy to your career, 50% to your children and 50% to your marriage. I think I see the problem...
My marriage is getting stale, my career is crumbling and my boss wants to bite my head off!
Stress Management Techniques. Howl at an ambulance or fire siren every chance you get. Run around the room in circles with a sock in your mouth. Eat a messy meal without using your hands or utensils. Ask a friend to scratch your belly...
Take one pill as needed for stress. Throw it over your cubicle and bounce it off the head of an annoying coworker.
I set my fitness band every morning when I get to work. My trip to Hell and back every day is 1,397 steps.
Ever have one of those days when you're not sure whether you're in the zone, out of the box, under the gun, over the hump or behind the curve?
I stopped to smell the roses. When I came back 15 minutes later, my company was bankrupt, my money was gone and all of my customers were suing me.
According to the latest scientific research, the human body is 60% water and 40% stress.
The secret to happiness is learning how to enjoy being miserable.
I can't talk right now –– I'm helping Dwayne with his stress management!
Our regular program will not be seen tonight because you're probably preoccupied with stressful thoughts about your job and not paying attention anyway.

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