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I'm Meeting Man. My superpower is the ability to keep people awake during PowerPoints!
Which weather app are you using? Mine is forecasting a plague of locusts and scattered showers of fire and brimstone.
The doctor will be in shortly to type on the computer and update your chart. If he has time, he will ask how you\'re feeling and take a look at your rash.

This restaurant has an app that lets you download parmesan cheese from the cloud!
Of course I know how to communicate without a phone. I have an app for that!
Your operating system was installed on April 25th, which makes your computer a Taurus. As a Pisces, you\'re bound to have conflicts.

Our speech recognition software can\'t tell the difference between meritocracy and mediocrity. That\'s the first thing I\'d fix.
Any chance you could learn PowerPoint before your next presentation, Jim? puppets, software, meeting, learning software, technophobe, technology, technophobia, business cartoons.
I want you to start using the new software. It\'s 25% softer than the old software.

We need to install better virus software. Another computer just filed a disability claim!
My side of the family is full-blooded DOS and Windows, but you are one-quarter Mac with a bit of Linux and Android on your mother\'s side.
He\'s in a Powerpoint-induced coma.

Our legal department wants us to download their new software. It translates gobbledygook to mumbo jumbo.
I\'m tired of arguing with auto-correct. We\'re having your name legally changed to Sandcastle Watermelon.
You\'re telling me it will take 13 years to install my education! What kind of outdated software is this school using?

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