Software Cartoons - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$The doctor will be in shortly to type on the computer and update your chart. If he has time, he will ask how you\'re feeling and take a look at your rash.$

$Your operating system was installed on April 25th, which makes your computer a Taurus. As a Pisces, you\'re bound to have conflicts.$

$Our speech recognition software can\'t tell the difference between meritocracy and mediocrity. That\'s the first thing I\'d fix.$

$I want you to start using the new software. It\'s 25% softer than the old software.$

$My side of the family is full-blooded DOS and Windows, but you are one-quarter Mac with a bit of Linux and Android on your mother\'s side.$

$He\'s in a Powerpoint-induced coma.$

$I\'m tired of arguing with auto-correct. We\'re having your name legally changed to Sandcastle Watermelon.$

$You\'re telling me it will take 13 years to install my education! What kind of outdated software is this school using?$

$Virus software won\'t help. Stupidity isn\'t a virus.$

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