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I might be a workaholic. Sometimes I sprinkle toner on my toast instead of cinnamon.
If I give you a raise, you'll spend more money. If you spend more money, it will strengthen the economy. If the economy gets stronger, I can hire more people. If I hire more people, one of them might turn out to be an idiot who bankrupts my company. That's why I can't give you a raise!

I had a pretty good day. For a little while, my computer and I were both functional at the same time.
I converted my garage to a home office. For tax purposes, my garden mulcher is now a paper shredder, my snow shovel is a mouse pad and my lawn tractor is a company car.
Do you have any idea what it will cost to make my office wheelchair accessible?!?

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For 20 years, you've been our most valuable intern. Isn't that better than being just another ordinary salaried employee?
I promised you a better paycheck. It's printed with soy ink on recycled paper.

I'll keep your resume on file, but I don't have much need for an information systems analyst at this time.
Last year I had to pay through the nose. Can I write off the cost of my sinus treatments?
The flat tax is nothing new. My taxes have always left me flat!

If I never get a job, I can never get fired. That's my success strategy!
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In my office we celebrate innovation, we celebrate individuality, we celebrate excellence, and we celebrate idealism. Any excuse to party! Take one pill as needed for stress. Throw it over your cubicle and bounce it off the head of an annoying coworker. Cholesterol is a good thing. It helps your arteries from collapsing when you've got the weight of the world coming down on you! They found out what's wrong with my computer.The spell-checker is suffering from exhaustion." Technology Care for some freshly-ground antidepressants in your coffee? I'll probably spend my whole life following orders from somebody. Instead of college, maybe you should send me to Obedience School. We sat in a circle, we had a story, we sang some dopey songs. Is any of this going to look good on a resume?

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