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Dave usually gets the Sales Person of the Month award, but this month I got it. He sold it to me.
I found a good job for the summer. I'm a grief counselor in a swimsuit store.
We can afford the 3D printer if we use it to print more customers.
I don't want diet soda that tastes like lemons and limes –– I want diet soda that tastes like a bacon cheeseburger!
We're not selling galvanized steel plumbing washers. We're selling the galvanized steel plumbing washers experience!
Obviously, our customers aren't trying hard enough!
I'd like to buy some smart cufflinks and a smart tie clip to go with my smart watch. And some smart earrings for my wife.
You're not paying for the lemonade. You're paying for the lemonade experience.
I was super nice to customers all day. If you really love me, you'll let me be rude to you!
The last person who tried to pay with his phone, accidentally paid $2125558080
This comforter has a thermal rating of 16-c. It's the equivalent of sleeping with 16 cats.
This phone costs a little more because it's gluten-free.
I'd like to return my smart phone. It's an intellectual snob!
If life gives you lemons, create a phony lemon shortage to inflate prices, then sell them to a gullible public for a quick profit.
The Customer Is Always Right on the verge of making me lose my mind!
The secret to being a successful salesperson –– always stretch and warm up before you lunge for their wallet!
There is a magnetic strip on the back of every credit card. The magnets help stores pull you inside.
Wear this cologne to your next performance review. It smells like happy customers!
Do you want regular bottled water, low-fat water, zero-carb water, gluten-free water, peanut-safe water or free range water?
Coming in for your prescription and buying a ton of other stuff you really don't need...that's one of the side effects.
Nothing is just phone anymore. This one has an antenna that doubles as a nose hair trimmer!

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