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Pay Raise / Promotions

This is my final offer: $125,000 a year, full stock and benefits package, my baseball card collection, and you get to punch me in the arm as hard as you can.
If I give you a raise, you\'ll spend more money. If you spend more money, it will strengthen the economy. If the economy gets stronger, I can hire more people. If I hire more people, one of them might turn out to be an idiot who bankrupts my company. That\'s why I can\'t give you a raise!
I\'ve been promoted to Executive Director of Personal Energy Management Resources. I\'m in charge of coffee and doughnuts.

We don\'t pay extra for overtime. If you work more than 8 hours a day, we figure you owe us a volume discount.
For 20 years, you\'ve been our most valuable intern. Isn\'t that better than being just another ordinary salaried employee?
I\'d like to give you a raise and promotion, but that wouldn\'t be fair to others who don\'t stay late or work as hard as you.

I guess arcade tokens are better than no bonus at all.
Good news –– our Kickstarter campaign has raised $2.13 toward your bonus.
Insted of raising your pay, would you be okay if I just lowered everyone else\'s pay?

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Today my boss promoted me from bug to insect, animal cartoons, raise, promotion.
Cartoons about asking for a raise, getting a promotion, career advancement.

Cartoons about asking for a raise, getting a promotion, career advancement.
Cartoons about asking for a raise, getting a promotion, career advancement.
Cartoons about asking for a raise, getting a promotion, career advancement.

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