Office Cartoons - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$Right now we\'re only hiring twins. One for the office and a back-up copy for the cloud.$

$If you work 24 hours a day, you won\'t need your apartment and that will save you a lot of money and that\'s the same as getting a raise!$

$You\'re always complaining about privacy, so I\'m moving you to a cubicle with a door. It\'s down the hall, just follow the flushing sound.$

$A cubicle with a periscope is the same as an office with a window...let\'s not nitpick.$

$Success has many fathers, but failure is an orphan. Before I can promote you, you\'ll need to take a paternity test.$

$I\'m bored. Do something I can criticize.$

$Removing the clocks and calendars solved our time management problems. Why didn\'t we think of that sooner?$

$I spend 30% of my day working for the tax man, so that\'s the part of my day when I goof off.$

$Big business, corporate cartoons, power, corporate politics, competition, strength, bargaining, Explain to me again why a corporation can\'t have nuclear weapons.$

$business travel, office cartoons, budgets, management, They cut our travel budget again. You\'ll have to get to the Denver conference byh swivel chair.$

$boss, bosses, ipod, cellphone, music, digital lifestyle, Johnny Cash, Eddie Money, Andrew Gold, Bread, Big & Rich...I think I found the boss\'s ipod.$

$I am so doing something, I\'m making my coworkers look more productive, teamwork, productivity, business cartoons.$

$I\'m looking for something to insulate me from criticism.$