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I removed part of the graph. Vertical stripes make our profits look thinner.
During tough times, all of us must make sacrifices. To set an example, I am sacrificing 5 minutes of my time to write this memo.
Our office is filled with snakes, weasels, jackasses, sharks, wolves, and catty coworkers. The government says we have to keep a veterinarian of staff.
I need you to hire an interpreter. Someone who can translate my words ito something that sounds ethical.
Smell the roses, but keep working.
I have trouble thinking outside of the cup.
If I had a bigger office, I'd have room for bigger ideas.
I like it. It makes me feel like I'm on my sailboat. The hardest ship to navegate is leadership!
I'm afraid our business is getting stale. Our numbers have lost their crunch.
Our office is filled with snakes, weasels, jackasses, sharks, wolves, and catty coworkers. The government says we have to keep a veterianarian on staff.
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They make us submit to mandatory drug testing, but they won't tell us which drugs are mandatory!
I need you to hire an interpreter. Someone who can tanslate my words into something that sounds ethical.
If at first you don't succeed, try again at a different company.
Profits are down 24%, but our Facebook page added 6 new friends this quarter!
The bad news is, we're still having problems with our voice-recognition software. The good news is, we just got a great rate on elf insurance.
Smell the roses, but keep working.
Our new coffee maker uses these little individual flavor cups. This one tastes like greed and ambition!
The first date is a lot like a job interview. Remember to bring a copy of your relationship resume and letters of reference from your last three girlfriends.
I didn't know I was pregnant. My office is such a stressful place to work, everyone feels nauseous in the morning!

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