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My boss's latest motivational idea: Bring Your Bills To Work Day.
I need a sympathy card for the person who just got promoted to my old job.
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Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
I'm Meeting Man. My superpower is the ability to keep people awake during PowerPoints!
This is my final offer: $125,000 a year, full stock and benefits package, my baseball card collection, and you get to punch me in the arm as hard as you can.

I might be a workaholic. Sometimes I sprinkle toner on my toast instead of cinnamon.
Crashing is an expression of hostility against your network administrator. Though you appear to be uncooperative, it's actually a desperate cry for help.
Your insurance provides coverage for catastrophic events -- but a bad haircut doesn't qualify.

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This Week’s Cartoons

If at first you don't succeed, eat something then take a nap. Muffin Jackson set a new world's record today, jumping from the floor to the table to the counter to the top of the refrigerator in just 7.3 seconds. Congratulations, Muffin! I'm looking for a compression program that will help me fit a Rottweiler into a Federal Express envelope. First I whimper, then I show them my big, brown, sad eyes. It works every time. My presentation lacks power and has no point. I assumed the software would take care of that! I've got 8 hours invested in this bad mood and I'm not giving up that easily! I have a big pile of mice and birds saved under the porch. I need to rool them over into an IRA.

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