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My boss's latest motivational idea: Bring Your Bills To Work Day.
I need a sympathy card for the person who just got promoted to my old job.
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Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
I'm Meeting Man. My superpower is the ability to keep people awake during PowerPoints!
This is my final offer: $125,000 a year, full stock and benefits package, my baseball card collection, and you get to punch me in the arm as hard as you can.

I might be a workaholic. Sometimes I sprinkle toner on my toast instead of cinnamon.
Crashing is an expression of hostility against your network administrator. Though you appear to be uncooperative, it's actually a desperate cry for help.
Your insurance provides coverage for catastrophic events -- but a bad haircut doesn't qualify.

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I'm giving you #10 a week allowance. After I deduct part for taxes, your college, your children's college and your retirement, you get to keep 25 cents. Teamwork is vital to the company, Steve. But the rest of us don't think shirts vs. skins is a good idea. We have to stay ahead of our competition. If they lose six million dollars next quarter, then we have to lose seven million! Thank you for calling the Motivation Hotline. If you need a pat on the back, press 1. On Wall Street today, the Dow and Nasdaq did their little dance and everyone pretended that it was very important. My hobbies are drag racing, world-tour golf, extreme football, flying jets, and kickboxing. On my computer, of course. Can't we just talk without you dissecting every word?

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