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Motivation / Goals / Achievement

My goal was to be a millionaire by age 30, but I couldn't find enough returnable deposit bottles.

How come you never bring me any of your stupid ideas anymore?

What are my qualifications for being a motivational speaker? I have a red blazer and really big hair!

It's the most effective motivation book I've ever read. It's a scrapbook filled with orthodontist bills, student loan bills, insurance bills, credit card bills, daycare bills...

My goal is to be a failure. If I reach my goal, I'll feel successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll feel successful too!

If you want to know the meaning of life, go to my web page and type in your credit card number.

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I might be a workaholic. Sometimes I sprinkle toner on my toast instead of cinnamon.

Is this the coroner's office? I'd like to order an autopsy to find out what killed my ambition, enthusiasm and hope for a brighter tomorrow.

Opportunity texted me, tweeted me, linked to me, friended me, blogged me and spammed me. I was expecting it to knock!

How to increase productivity spend more time at your work space and less time at productivity seminars get back to work!

I've been listening to your motivational programs while you're at work and I've decided to become a Great Dane!

Every day at work, I swim with the sharks, run with the wolves and fly with the eagles –– but I'm still 30 pounds overweight!?

My #1 goal is to always speak well of others. My #2 goal is to make sure I don't end up like the rest of those losers in my department.

I'm going to be late for work this morning. I was listening to my motivation CD and suddenly found myself driving farther and faster than I ever imagined I could!

I work 12 hours a day, I exercise 7 days a week, I prepare healthy meals at home instead of going out and it's all paying off. I'm finally too tired to care about being perfect!

I'm wealthy beyond my wildest dreams. Unfortunately, my dreams were never very wild.

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Every time you do something right, I will punch your rewards card. When you reach 10,000 punches, you earn a high five.

I'll be a little late for our meeting. I'm trying to download some enthusiasm from the cloud.

By the time I climbed all the way to the top of the corporate ladder, I was too tired to do my job!

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