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Dorothy, we believe that you are the right person to explore emerging markets among the Munchkin population in Oz.
We\'d like to hire you as Regional Sales Manager for Heaven. There are billions of souls up there who aren\'t buying our products.
As a compromise, you can keep your job but we\'ll send your paycheck overseas.

Think globally, act locally, screw up invisibly.
We serve authentic Mexican food made in Singapore by a company managed in India using ingredients imported from Poland, Norway and Korea.
We found someone overseas who can drink coffee and talk about sports all day for a fraction of what we\'re paying you.

Look at the bright side. After we outsource your job, if you get fired, it will be somebody else!
We outsourced it to India who outsourced it to China who outsourced it to Korea who outsourced it to Mexico who outsourced it back to us.
We\'re outsourcing your bathroom breaks to a person in another country

My advice? Outsource your life to someone else!
I have to work late again, but don\'t worry –– I outsourced our love life to a couple in India.
Computer cartoons, outsourcing, We\'ve decided to do our own pointing, but outsource the clicking.

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