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The bad news is, the market threw a wrench into your retirement plans. The good news is, you can probably sell the wrench for $10 on eBay!
You found a dime on the sidewalk and didn't invest it. Does this mean you've changed your mind about retiring someday?
We need an immediate influx of cash to keep our company in business. How quickly can you organize a bake sale?
Explain to me again why enjoying life when I retire is more important than enjoying life now.
According to my itemized cost analysis and fiduciary forecast, if expenditures continue to outpace earnings, insolvency is a foregone conclusion. My advice is, sell the cats.
If you're going to put all of your eggs in one basket, I recommend you also invest in chickens, baskets and maybe bacon.
If I give you a raise, you'll spend more money. If you spend more money, it will strengthen the economy. If the economy gets stronger, I can hire more people. If I hire more people, one of them might turn out to be an idiot who bankrupts my company. That's why I can't give you a raise!
Our investors lack confidence. My fern died and our stock fell 27 points.
I'm not ready for college. I'm still paying off my pre-school student loans.
Sometimes the best investments are the ones you don't make. Let's go with that strategy and see where it takes us.
Papa Bear's investments were too risky. Mama Bear's investments were too safe. But Baby Bear's investments were juuuuuuuust right!
Diversification is important. The more investments you have, the longer it takes to figure out how much you've lost.
No, you haven't made buckets of money yet. Your initial investment was used to purchase buckets.
If you follow my rules, you will never lose money. Rule #1: Never lose money.
At age 65, I'm having my age legally changed to 22 so I can start saving for my retirement.
Your grandmother sent you $5 for your birthday. Put it in the bank for a very long time and someday it will be worth $2.
You\'re confused. That means I explained it properly.
In an effort to rescue the economy, Superman spent $500 at the mall today...
After investing as much as possible over the past 25 years, I think it\'s time to rollover my retirement fund into pizza and a movie.
Economics 101 Lesson 1: Don't spend more than you earn. Lesson 2: Don't spend more than you earn...
Economics 101 Lesson 1: Don't spend more than you earn. Lesson 2: Don't spend more than you earn...

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