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Banking Cartoons

I know I'm a credit risk, but think about how bad-ass you'll feel when you order some thug to break my thumbs!
Our low interest rates for savings protects you from becoming an attractive target for identity theft.
The bank would like to help you get back on your feet. We're repossessing your car.
Your grandmother sent you $5 for your birthday. Put it in the bank for a very long time and someday it will be worth $2.
Any other collateral besides your heart of gold and million-dollar smile?
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Technology
The last person who tried to pay with his phone, accidentally paid $2125558080
Of course we don't keep our money in a vault. That's the first place robbers look!
The bank found suspicious activity on my credit card. It was being used responsibly to buy necessary things.
If we apply for a home improvement loan, we could put in a swimming pool!
Can you help me get a bank loan? You're better at begging than I am!
Of course we can afford it. A $500,000 house with a 30-year mortgage only costs 6¢ a minute!
Give me a minute -- I'm trying to figure out what Warren Buffett would do!
As you face the future, be ever mindful of your one true purpose in life –– get those student loans paid off before you die!
In economic news, the dollar was down today against the Euro, Franc, Shekel, round salt wheel, Rai stone, multicolored trading beads and chocolate coins.
I'd like an all-natural, hypoallergenic, gluten-free mortgage with a low-carbon footprint prepared with recycled soy ink in a peanut-safe environment.
Do you still offer those mortgages with hardly any money down, super low rates and no payments unless you threaten me?
toon-1394
Mortgage Origination Crimes
You need to improve your credit score. Come back after you pay off your share of the national debt.
ROTFLMAO –– rolling on the floor liquidating my assets off.

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