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Dress For Success

$1500 for a suit? When I said I wanted to dress for success, I meant my success not yours!
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When you spend $800 for a smart watch, you don't want to hide it under your sleeve!
Until I start getting a paycheck, these are the nicest clothes I have for a job interview.
We're revising our dress code to encourage greater diversity. Who's your favorite Star Wars character?

It's a new fabric -- 40% wool, 60% digital.
Denim doesn't seem very businesslike, so on Casual Fridays I wear sticky notes!
It's a special necktie for people who don't want to get germs from shaking hands.

Wear this cologne to your next performance review. It smells like happy customers!
We used to have a casual dress code, but too many people mistook our office for a homeless shelter.
You wear a suit and tie to spend the day with people you hate, then come home and dress like a slob for the woman you love?

A necktie is basically a noose at one end and a spear at the other end. That's got to be a metaphor for something!
Sometimes I wear this in court. It's my frivolous law suit.
When you're trying to stay a step ahead of the competition, any advantage helps.

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