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Dress For Success

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When you spend $800 for a smart watch, you don't want to hide it under your sleeve!

Until I start getting a paycheck, these are the nicest clothes I have for a job interview.
We're revising our dress code to encourage greater diversity. Who's your favorite Star Wars character?
It's a new fabric -- 40% wool, 60% digital.

Denim doesn't seem very businesslike, so on Casual Fridays I wear sticky notes!
It's a special necktie for people who don't want to get germs from shaking hands.
Wear this cologne to your next performance review. It smells like happy customers!

We used to have a casual dress code, but too many people mistook our office for a homeless shelter.
You wear a suit and tie to spend the day with people you hate, then come home and dress like a slob for the woman you love?
A necktie is basically a noose at one end and a spear at the other end. That's got to be a metaphor for something!

Sometimes I wear this in court. It's my frivolous law suit.
When you're trying to stay a step ahead of the competition, any advantage helps.
And this one is for my greatest achievement ––– raising a family and staying married for 40 years!, military cartoons, army, general, medals, achievement, marriage, married, anniversary.

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