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Diversity

For the sake of diversity, we need to hire some people who don't annoy or disappoint me.
We love tattoos. Multi-colored skin is great for our Diversity Profile!
My staff includes a nerd, a grouch, a slob, a weasel, a slacker, a know-it-all and a loud mouth. Doesn't that count as diversity?
What's the difference between embracing diversity and hugging women?
Our Diversity Committee needs your approval to accept alternate spellings of Diversitee, Diversiti, Diversittey and Dyverzuteee.
My keyboard doesn't work, my shredder is jammed, my monitor has gone dark and I'm missing a wheel from my chair. Does my cubicle qualify for disability benefits?
Yes, we have a diverse work force. We have some people who annoy me, some who disappoint me, some who frustrate me...
For the sake of diversity, we'd like you to be the guy who doesn't mind working here for free.
Are you concerned about age discrimination? I noticed you printed your resume on Sponge Bob stationery.
They say we're not putting enough emphasis on diversity.
As I see it, we can settle the diversity issue much faster if we hire people with multiple personalities.
Diversity amoung the staff continues to be a high priority. This month we'd like you to find us an illiterate nudist, a lactose intolerant Sagittarian, and a set of billingual Fundamentalist quadruplets who bowl.
I'm interviewing a candidate for an entry level position. How much emphasis are we placing on diversity these days?
Unfortunately, Dave, you're the same weight, height and hair color as Martin and that's causing some problems with our Corporate Diversity Profile.
Our office is making a renewed commitment to diversity. We'd like you to shave off your hair, cover your head with zombie tattoos and change your name to Snake.
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I understand how HR thinks, but was it really necessary to replace our coffee with diversitea?
I understand how HR thinks, but was it really necessary to replace our coffee with diversitea?
If diversity is important to you, I have seven toes on one foot and a mole that looks like Danny from The Partridge Family
Every one of your employees is human. You have a rather narrow definition of 'diversity', don't you?
I'm trying to compare our office staff to a delicious fruit salad.How do I call someone a cantelope without sounding racist?

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