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Diversity

Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707 E-MAIL: randy©glasbergen.com Technology
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I understand how HR thinks, but was it really necessary to replace our coffee with diversitea?
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Every one of your employees is human. You have a rather narrow definition of 'diversity', don't you?

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I'm a gift from the Diversity Fairy!
Every one of your employees is human. You have a rather narrow definition of 'diversity', don't you?

Every one of your employees is human. You have a rather narrow definition of 'diversity', don't you?
Our office is making a renewed commitment to diversity. We'd like you to shave off your hair, cover your head with zombie tattoos and change your name to Snake.
We have 22 different kinds of coffee, 8 types of creamer and 5 different sweeteners. That counts as diversity, doesn't it?

We do not have a bias toward younger applicants. It wasn't necessary to write your resume in crayon.
Our goal is to establish language that is gender-neutral, ethnic-neutral and age neutral, while celebrating our spirt of diversity.
For the sake of diversity, we commissioned a cartoonist to give you gray skin.

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