Todays Cartoon

Menu

Skip to content
  • Today’s Cartoon
  • Glasbergen Cartoon Service
  • Buy Cartoons
  • Copyrights
  • Biography
  • Blog
  • Contact Us

Digital Lifestyle

toon-1902
The usual stuff -- a new virus from the Joker, spyware from the Penguin, malicious code from Cat Woman, another phishing scheme from the Riddler.
My fitness watch counts my steps, calories, heart beats, reps and excuses.

The dating service finally found someone who meets all of my qualifications. Unfortunately, God doesn't have time for dating.
Which weather app are you using? Mine is forecasting a plague of locusts and scattered showers of fire and brimstone.
I don't bring my work phone on vacation. If it's an emergency, call my shell.

I guess I should do better with brushing and flossing. My teeth unfriended me on Facebook!
I don't need lightbulbs I can control with my phone. I need children I can control with my phone!
I'm not sure Mom and Dad are qualified to be parents. They're not on Angie's List.

Your new pacemaker comes with Pandora so you can always have a song in your heart.
Opportunity texted me, tweeted me, linked to me, friended me, blogged me and spammed me. I was expecting it to knock!
What cellphone service are you using? It sounds like you're talking under water!

Neat Receipt-Cash General Retail Non-deductible
What did you expect? You met me on Match.com!
I really enjoyed seeing your sonogram, Phil. Do you have a more recent photo you can send me before we meet?

1234151617►
Share

Online Catalog

  • Business Cartoons
  • Health and Medical Cartoons
  • Love and Marriage Cartoons
  • Family Cartoons
  • Education Cartoons
  • Lawyer Cartoons
  • Real Estate Cartoons
  • Cat Cartoons
  • Dog Cartoons
  • Animal Cartoons
  • Teen Cartoons
  • Holiday Cartoons
  • MORE CARTOON TOPICS
  • Glasbergen Cartoon Service

This Week’s Cartoons

If at first you don't succeed, eat something then take a nap. Muffin Jackson set a new world's record today, jumping from the floor to the table to the counter to the top of the refrigerator in just 7.3 seconds. Congratulations, Muffin! I'm looking for a compression program that will help me fit a Rottweiler into a Federal Express envelope. First I whimper, then I show them my big, brown, sad eyes. It works every time. My presentation lacks power and has no point. I assumed the software would take care of that! I've got 8 hours invested in this bad mood and I'm not giving up that easily! I have a big pile of mice and birds saved under the porch. I need to rool them over into an IRA.

© Randy Glasbergen. All of the cartoons featured on this site are copyrighted material. Any unauthorized usage is prohibited and illegal. | (2000)