Competition - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$Have you ever been arrested for shoplifting? We\'re looking for someone who can help us steal customers from our competition.$

$It\'s your attitude, not your aptitude that determines your altitude. That\'s the philosophy that got me kicked out of pilot school$

$We make better apologies and excuses than any other company in our industry and I\'m proud of that!$

$There\'s still a lot of backstabbing, but it\'s all done by comptuers now.$

$I got in trouble at school today. I got an A on my test and they said it was unfair to the kids who didn\'t study as hard.$

$When you\'re trying to stay a step ahead of the competition, any advantage helps.$