Charts / Graphs - Randy Glasbergen - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$Obviously, our customers aren\'t trying hard enough!$

$We\'ve done a thorough analysis of our situation and have come to the only logical conclusion: The universe finds us amusing and keeps us around for laughs.$

$Our sales this quarter don\'t add up to a hill of beans, which is just as well since beans cause gas and that would open us up to a whole new series of environmental regulations.$

$Our speech recognition software can\'t tell the difference between meritocracy and mediocrity. That\'s the first thing I\'d fix.$

$We\'re seeing a significant drop in customer complaints since we stopped answering our phones.$

$When preparation and opportunity collide, it causes a seismic upheaval and that\'s how mountains of money are made!$