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I must be pretty important. This morning I got a paper cut and our stock dropped four points.
Jim and I have started writing together. We think we have what it takes to be the Lennon and McCartney of technical manuals.
This case is a real challenge. He's too weird for a regular job but not weird enough for politics.

We have Casual Friday's where I work. Anyone caught wearing a T-shirt and jeans is casually fired.
Our department project kickoff has music, singing, dancing, costumes ans a dazzling laser light show. In fact, we've decided to skip the presentation and take the show direct to Broadway!
My doctor said gardening is a good way to reduce stress, so I'm planting a suggestion on the corporate message board and harvesting my e-mail.

I was going to get a toupee, but I like this better.
We're prepared to offer you all of the benefits you feel entitled to, but only if you agree to a salary of $17.35 a week.
Yes, our company is on the cutting edge. But it's the cutting edge of a plastic picnic knife that's been left in direct sunlight for four hours on an afternoon in July.

Our best get-away rate is $19.95 per person. For that price, we'll take your picture and e-mail it to seven different countries of your choice.
Based on your performance this quarter, you've earned a total of 500 bonus points, which you can redeem for free refills on mustard at the company cafeteria.
The 7 Habits of Highly Successful People

This guy is an important client, so I need to use my very best etiquette! They gave me 3 forks...which one should I use to scratch my foot?
I'm interviewing a candidate for an entry level position. How much emphasis are we placing on diversity these days?
A company car doesn't motivate me anymore. I want a starship!

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