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In my office we celebrate innovation, we celebrate individuality, we celebrate excellence, and we celebrate idealism. Any excuse to party!
They found out what's wrong with my computer.The spell-checker is suffering from exhaustion." Technology
My tattoos are an important part of my identity. Each one contains a hidden password and PIN number!

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All this time I thought you were a mover and a shaker, Phil... but it was only coffee jitters?
I get paid more because I have the most important job in the office. I make the coffee!

That's not in my job description.
I know what they call me behind my back, but I've got a plant to run! If those idiots over in Ice & Snow ruin another orange crop, I'm going to crank up global warning until every last glacier melts! Do I make myself clear?!
At precisely 11:15 turn the air conditioner way up. I want the new trainees to feel goose bumps when they meet me!

Until we figure out why our computer is paying you sixty million dollars a week, I'll expect you to put in some overtime to justify the expenditure.
Your presentation was thought-provoking. I thought you'd never shut up. I thought I might die of boredom. I thought about smashing your projector with my shoe...
The office supply store is having a sale on red tape this week, but it will take us 9 months to approve the purchase.

Downloan our corporate app and select an appropriate response from our database of apologies and excuses.
Neat Document-Randy GIasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Sports
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In my office we celebrate innovation, we celebrate individuality, we celebrate excellence, and we celebrate idealism. Any excuse to party! Take one pill as needed for stress. Throw it over your cubicle and bounce it off the head of an annoying coworker. Cholesterol is a good thing. It helps your arteries from collapsing when you've got the weight of the world coming down on you! They found out what's wrong with my computer.The spell-checker is suffering from exhaustion." Technology Care for some freshly-ground antidepressants in your coffee? I'll probably spend my whole life following orders from somebody. Instead of college, maybe you should send me to Obedience School. We sat in a circle, we had a story, we sang some dopey songs. Is any of this going to look good on a resume?

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