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If someone mutters bite me when they leave my office, you know what to do, Rusty.
One is Enthusiasm, one is Optimism and one is Greed.
How much would it cost to have my office staff frozen until science discovers a cure for incompetence?

Good meeting. I totally agree with everything you didn't say.
Are you part of the problem, part of the solution, part of the problem with the solution or part of the solution to the problem with the solution?
The key to effective communication is sincerity, even if you have to fake it.

I believe it would be pragmatic to commence with the implementation of an immediate dynamic for energy restoration procedures in short-term parameters. In other words, let's break for lunch.
Now that we've embraced our diversity, celebrated our pioneering spirit, made a fresh commitment to excellence and given something back to the community, does anyone remember what we do to make money?
In lieu of a raise or promotion, I have been authorized to grant you three wishes, whose total combined value should not exceed $25.

We don't need any more invisible nobodies. Come back when you've done something to get yourself noticed.
We put 110% effort into our business, but our competitors gave 111% so we gave 112%...To make a long story short, I want you to get out there and give 873,369 percent!
Memo to all employees: on Casual Friday I will be wearing olive twill pants with a forest green polo shirt and white socks. Please color coordinate your outfits accordlingly.

Gross earnings are up 0.00001% this quarter, but that's only if we include the penny jar on your desk.
Your opinion is very important to me. So maybe you should save it for a special occassion.
We normally don't allow animals in the office, but if she helps you hatch new ideas...

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