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Read the fine print. Buying Girl Scout cookies from your boss's daughter IS part of your job description.
Do you sell ego shredders?
I removed part of the graph. Vertical stripes make our profits look thinner.
Our office is filled with snakes, weasels, jackasses, sharks, wolves, and catty coworkers. The government says we have to keep a veterinarian of staff.
I need you to hire an interpreter. Someone who can translate my words ito something that sounds ethical.
Smell the roses, but keep working.
I have trouble thinking outside of the cup.
If I had a bigger office, I'd have room for bigger ideas.
I eat lawyers like you for breakfast. Meet me at 8:00 AM and bring some milk and sugar.
I like it. It makes me feel like I'm on my sailboat. The hardest ship to navegate is leadership!
Firewalking is an important executive skill. It demonstrates that you have the faith and courage to do anything your superiors ask of you, no matter how dangerous and stupid.
I'm afraid our business is getting stale. Our numbers have lost their crunch.
Our office is filled with snakes, weasels, jackasses, sharks, wolves, and catty coworkers. The government says we have to keep a veterianarian on staff.
We're not getting paid. The bulls aren't getting paid. Somebody on Wall Street owe us big time. Meet me at my lawyer's office tomorrow at 10 o'clock!
My plan will defeat our competition once and for all. I need a volunteer to infiltrate their break room and make decaf!
They make us submit to mandatory drug testing, but they won't tell us which drugs are mandatory!
I need you to hire an interpreter. Someone who can tanslate my words into something that sounds ethical.
If at first you don't succeed, try again at a different company.
Profits are down 24%, but our Facebook page added 6 new friends this quarter!
The bad news is, we're still having problems with our voice-recognition software. The good news is, we just got a great rate on elf insurance.

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