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Advice / Mentor

The secret to happiness is hiding on top of a mountain until your teenagers grow up and leave home!
When you find the woman of your dreams, announce your love to everyone you meet, shout it from the rooftop and sing her praises to the sky...until you're too hoarse to say marry me.
When you find the woman of your dreams, announce your love to everyone you meet, shout it from the rooftop and sing her praises to the sky...until you're too hoarse to say marry me.
The secret of happiness is, find a job you really hate, then get fired from it.
The secret to being a successful salesperson - Always stretch and warm up before you lunge for their wallet!
The first date is a lot like a job interview. Remember to bring a copy of your relationship resume and letters of reference from your last three girlfriends.
I'm looking for a mentor who can show me how to get rich without boring me with a lot of advice.
The key to happiness? Let me put it this way - a federal grant pays me $100,000 a year to sit up here.
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We know how to handle our money. The problem is handling it less often.
Bonds are a great investment. I sold a vintage 007 doll on eBay for $900!
If you had taken tomorrow's advice yesterday, you'd be rich today!
If you want a comfortable retirement, invest most of your money in stocks, bonds, mutual funds and hemorrhoid cream.
Which celebrities should I follow to get the best medical advice?
I'm supposed to to eat kale for smoother skin, turkey for stronger nails, fish for thinner thighs, oats for cardiovascular benefits, cabbage for leaner abdominals, salmon for softer hair, beets for a healthier colon, steak for muscle tone, blueberries for lower cholesterol, pasta for greater endurance, cheese for younger teeth and bones....
Make education a lifelong quest. Never stop learning. That is the best way to defer your student loan payments!
According to my itemized cost analysis and fiduciary forecast, if expenditures continue to outpace earnings, insolvency is a foregone conclusion. My advice is, sell the cats.
If you follow my rules, you will never lose money. Rule #1: Never lose money.
Your office has a critical morale problem. My advice is to go from desk to desk licking people's faces.
He said our team is suffering from 'paralysis by analysis'. Nobody knows what that means, but if it rhymes it must be very profound!

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