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Don't make it look like I cheated on my taxes. Make it look like my taxes cheated on me.
Let me put it this way - your tax shelter is more of a tarp with a leak in it.
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George Washington was called the father of his country, so he could write off every citizen as a dependent at tax time.

Pinocchio dreamed of becoming a real boy until he found out that real boys grow into real men who pay real taxes.
I converted my garage to a home office. For tax purposes, my garden mulcher is now a paper shredder, my snow shovel is a mouse pad and my lawn tractor is a company car.
Six months old and I still haven't been sued or audited. Life is good!

And they lived happily ever after until they received the property tax bill for their castle.
After we repair your wazoo, I suggest you find a better tax guy.
I found you the perfect tax shelter. It's one hundred feet underground with concrete walls thirty inches thick....

Our ads promise you the biggest tax refund possible, so we're instructing your employer to withhold 300% of your paycheck this year.
You can probably claim them as dependents, but that will require obtaining a Social Security number for each and every flea.
We need to prepare for our audit. Organize a game of dodge ball!

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