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...$36 for movie tickets, $12 for comics, $36.42 for pizza, $19.74 for ice cream, $22 for bike repairs, $8 for a fake tattoo and $14.95 for new flip-flops.
Do you want my answer in school math, government math or corporate math?

The word 'invoice' is too soft and friendly. We need a new word that means 'pay up or die'.
We can afford the 3D printer if we use it to print more customers.
According to my itemized cost analysis and fiduciary forecast, if expenditures continue to outpace earnings, insolvency is a foregone conclusion. My advice is, sell the cats.

I converted my garage to a home office. For tax purposes, my garden mulcher is now a paper shredder, my snow shovel is a mouse pad and my lawn tractor is a company car.
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Technology

My short-term goal is to keep some of my paycheck until Tuesday. My long-term goal is to keep some of my paycheck until Friday.
After we repair your wazoo, I suggest you find a better tax guy.
I found you the perfect tax shelter. It's one hundred feet underground with concrete walls thirty inches thick....

Our ads promise you the biggest tax refund possible, so we're instructing your employer to withhold 300% of your paycheck this year.
You can probably claim them as dependents, but that will require obtaining a Social Security number for each and every flea.
All of my money is tied up in futures - next month's rent payment, next week's car payment, tomorrow's groceries...

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We need to expand our market. How can we get children to start buying denture cleaner? I'm giving you #10 a week allowance. After I deduct part for taxes, your college, your children's college and your retirement, you get to keep 25 cents. Teamwork is vital to the company, Steve. But the rest of us don't think shirts vs. skins is a good idea. We have to stay ahead of our competition. If they lose six million dollars next quarter, then we have to lose seven million! Thank you for calling the Motivation Hotline. If you need a pat on the back, press 1. On Wall Street today, the Dow and Nasdaq did their little dance and everyone pretended that it was very important. My hobbies are drag racing, world-tour golf, extreme football, flying jets, and kickboxing. On my computer, of course.

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