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Little girls are made of sugar and spice, but women must be made of air and water because I know your father couldn't survive without me!
Do you think it's fair that you make 1,000 times more money than I do?
I'm the Tooth Fairy. I'm here to replace some shingles on the roof of your mouth.
You are a human being. I am a human resource.
Where do babies come from? You were attached to an e-mail from the stork!
I'm a stepmother. I step over my kids' toys, I step over their clothes, I step over their homework...
Everyone has a purpose in life. My purpose is to say NO whenever you ask for money.
My teacher said I can be anything I want to be. I want to be a kid who gets an allowance of $25 a week.
My teacher said I can be anything I want to be. I want to be a kid who gets an allowance of $25 a week.
I work on Oak Street, but for tax purposes my legal address is Nevada.
Rawhide doughnuts, rubber hot dogs, squeaky plastic pork chops - I hate to say this, but you're a lousy cook!
If real estate is the most valuable thing on Earth, then the dirt in my ears must be worth at least $10!
More and more people are committing identity theft against members of their own family...that must be why my parents call each other baby!
Do you want regular bottled water, low-fat water, zero-carb water, gluten-free water, peanut-safe water or free range water?
I made stew to use up all of our holiday leftovers. The crunchy parts are candy canes.
I made stew to use up all of our holiday leftovers. The crunchy parts are candy canes.
This story is called The Little Engine Who Could If He Wasn't Too Stubborn To Let His Wife Help Him.
If you wanted a quiet kid who always behaves, you should have given birth to someone older!
Explain to me again why we need a toaster with more computing power than they used to put a man on the moon.
Show me your report card from you boss and I'll show you my report card from my teacher!
Basically, a book is just a movie with a really small budget.

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