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They updated their cereal. Now it has Dolby 3D digital sound!
The special today is corned beef hashtag. Just tweet your order when you're ready.
The nutrition label says, 'Life is short.' Eat whatever you like and enjoy it.
Your appetizers were heavenly, your salad was stunning, the soup was divine, the main course was astounding, and dessert was a dream but the mouthwash lacked character and should have been chilled longer.
Each serving contains 10 grams of OK in moderation, 5 grams of Not the worst thing you could eat and 15 grams of It probably won't kill you.
I don't believe in eating animals or plants. Have you ever tried lint soup?
On Thanksgiving, the Four Basic Food Groups are 'more', ' a little more', 'a lot more' and 'too much'.
Our relationship is like a lasagna. A layer of love, a layer of anger, a layer of joy, a layer of pain...but all together, not a bad combination!
I'm supposed to to eat kale for smoother skin, turkey for stronger nails, fish for thinner thighs, oats for cardiovascular benefits, cabbage for leaner abdominals, salmon for softer hair, beets for a healthier colon, steak for muscle tone, blueberries for lower cholesterol, pasta for greater endurance, cheese for younger teeth and bones....
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Everyone knows food is bad for you, but I don't know what else to eat!
On your way home, stop at the store to pick up a bag of Dog Chow, a bag of Cat Chow, a bag of Kid Chow and a bag of Parent Chow.
This restaurant has an app that lets you download parmesan cheese from the cloud!
You told me to eat more fish, but my weight stays the same no matter how many anchovies I put on my pizza!
I'd like you to eat more fruit and vegetables, but they're not covered by your health insurance plan.
Don't slice the pizza. My diet says I'm only allowed to eat one piece.
The Mind Blowing Italian Feast Platter comes with your choice of guilt, regret or defiance.
Of course I care about the planet. But I'm not sure I want a pizza made from 100% recycled material.
I don't know what sort of salary you're offering, but on my last job I made a lot of dough!
Each serving of Leadership Crunch cereal contains 12 grams of confidence, 9 grams of wisdom, 17 grams of patience, 11 grams of inspiration, 22 grams of motivation and 2 grams of sugar.
I hide my cat's pill in a little piece of cheese. That's also how I get my husband to eat peas and lima beans.

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