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Newsletter Cartoons, cartoons for newsletters by Randy Glasbergen.

The next time you create a newsletter for your company or organization, please consider using cartoons instead of clipart. Cartoons are an affordable way to add some fun to your newsletters and bring more attention to your important news and messages. When a cartoon from your newsletter shows up on a cubicle wall or refrigerator door, it will remind readers of your previous issue and make them look forward to the next edition of your newsletter.

My newsletter cartoons are available at budget-friendly rates for any type of newsletter, large or small. My online cartoon catalog has thousands of topical cartoons to choose from and a huge searchable database of cartoons you can purchase for your next newsletter.

For more information or a budget-friendly rate quote, please e-mail randy@glasbergen.com

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All cartoons on this page are copyrighted. Unauthorized use for any purpose is unlawful and prohibited.
If you vote for me, I promise better housing, more food and prettier stones!
I don\'t bring my work phone on vacation. If it\'s an emergency, call my shell.
What\'s the world coming to? Everyone at my class reunion had their identity stolen by some old person!

We\'ve updated our healthcare plan. If you get sick, we\'ll send you a Get Well card. If the card doesn\'t make you feel better, you can sue the card company to pay for your hospital bills.
Yes, I think I have good people skills. What kind of idiot question is that?
I would like you to be more self-reliant, show more initiative and accept greater responsibility -- but check with me first.

I'm supposed to to eat kale for smoother skin, turkey for stronger nails, fish for thinner thighs, oats for cardiovascular benefits, cabbage for leaner abdominals, salmon for softer hair, beets for a healthier colon, steak for muscle tone, blueberries for lower cholesterol, pasta for greater endurance, cheese for younger teeth and bones....
I'm afraid that surgery is the only option. Some of your freckle patterns are politically incorrect.
Great leaders are not born, they are made. Which explains why so many have a screw loose.

We can afford to get married soon. I\'m almost halfway done with my student loan payments!
We can afford the 3D printer if we use it to print more customers.
I checked the serial number of your laptop. It's a waffle iron.

I\'m sorry, I wasn\'t listening. Can you repeat everything you\'ve said to me since you started working here?
The bad news is, the market threw a wrench into your retirement plans. The good news is, you can probably sell the wrench for $10 on eBay!
You found a dime on the sidewalk and didn\'t invest it. Does this mean you\'ve changed your mind about retiring someday?

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My newsletter cartoons are available for your company newsletter, customer newsletter, office newsletter, health newsletter, product newsletter, sales newsletter. Cartoons for in-house newsletter, financial newsletter, medical newsletter, club newsletter, school newsletter, PTA newsletter, teacher’s association newsletter, union newsletter, alumni newsletter. Cartoons for MLM newsletter, cartoons for vegetarian newsletter, coffee shop newsletter, neighborhood newsletter, collector’s newsletter, publishing newsletter, breeder’s newsletter, catalog newsletter, e-mail newsletter, music newsletter, health club newsletter, community newsletter, e-newsletter, cartoons for fraternity newsletter, college newsletter, hospital newsletter, team newsletter, school newsletter, preschool newsletter, church newsletter, real estate newsletter. Cartoons for investing newsletter, animal shelter newsletter, family newsletter, cartoons for nonprofit newsletter, e-mail newsletter, monthly newsletter, quarterly newsletter, print newsletter, blog newsletter or any type of newsletter you publish. Cartoon captions are also available as funny business quotes.

Find many more cartoons @ Glasbergen Cartoon Service.

Newsletter Cartoons, Cartoons for Newsletters by Randy Glasbergen. E-mail: randy@glasbergen.com

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Today in school we learned about the three main branches of government: lobbyists, fund raisers and media. I believe in higher taxes for the rich, rich is anyone who makes a dollar more than I do The Politician's Lunch is a pork sandwich and we send the bill to your grandchildren. The government is providing free college education for everyone. It will be paid for by a new beer and pizza tax. Everywhere I go, people are eager to shake my hand and shower me with compliments. With that kind of charisma, I'd be crazy not to run for office! The government sent us a check. We've failed so many diets, our kitchen qualifies as a disaster area! toon_13

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