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$First they told me that 2 + 2 =4. Then they told me that 3 + 1 = 4. That's when I lost faith in public education.$

$Give me a minute -- I'm trying to figure out what Warren Buffett would do!$

$At my house #1 and #2 mean something else.$

$The first human was cloned in 2002. When he found out, he was beside himself.$

$If Allen attends a $60,000 college for 48 months and borrows $240,00 in student loans at 7.9% interest, how long will it take him to steal someone's identity and move to a foreign country?$

$Until I see evidence to the contrary, I will continue to believe that I am the center of the universe!$

$In the beginning, Earth was dark and lifeless. But in the 1970's, Mary Tyler Moore turned the world on with her smile.$

$If a bus built in 1987 leaves Pittsburgh at 9:14 and Robert sets his crockpot to start cooking a 6 pound roast at 2:09, how long will it take your parents to stop helping with your homework?$

$Yes, love is the answer...but not on a math test.$

$I'd like to go into politics when I grow up. When are we going to learn some fuzzy math?$

$If you want a better answer, ask a better question.$

$It's important to learn math because someday you might accidentally buy a phone without a calculator.$

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