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Cardiology

We found a bunch of these clogging your arteries. They're cholesterol pills.
I'm recommending quadruple bypass surgery. Your insurance company is recommending you take an aspirin every day with your cheeseburgers and pizza.
After gobbling everything in sight for 30 years, Pac-Man has been diagnosed with diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease.

A vegetarian diet is good for your heart. I've never had a rabbit come to me with chest pains.
Keep Christmas in your heart all year long. It will leave less room for cholesterol.
You have a song in your heart. With today's digital technology, you can actually fit 10,000 songs in your heart.

Yes, garlic and herbs can improve your cholesterol...but not garlic and herb potato chips.
Did you switch to electronic cigarettes? Your lungs have turned blue and they glow in the dark.
The insurance company will pay for my transplant, but only if the doctor uses an artichoke heart.

My cholesterol pills are easier to swallow when I sautée them in butter.
I'll have some heart disease, high blood pressure and diabetes with a side of clogged arteries and tooth decay.
Eating salmon every day is good for your cardiovascular system...especially if you get the urge to swim upstream.

Every morning I think about going for a long walk. At least my brain is getting some exercise!
Aspirin is good for your heart. If you dissolve it on your tongue, it ruins the taste of pizza.
You have a song in your heart. We need to operate to replace it with a digitally remastered version.

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