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Cardiology

The good news, it's OK to eat butter after all. The bad news, it's not OK to eat any of the things you like to put butter on.
Bicycling is a great way to lose weight. Swallowing bugs for an hour will spoil your appetite.
Bicycling is a great way to lose weight. Swallowing bugs for an hour will spoil your appetite.

The Mediterranean Diet is supposed to be very healthy. Can you write me a prescription for a vacation in Greece?
My hamster ran on his wheel every day and died when he was 6 months old. Explain to me again how cardio is going to help me live longer.
Heads, fat is bad and carbs are good. Tails, fat is good and carbs are bad.

If we quit smoking, our risk of heart attack will go down 30 percent. But if we quit 5 times, our risk will go down 150 percent!
Olive oil is good for your new heart, so is fish oil. And you can still enjoy an occasional motor oil Martini.
It's easy to tell the difference between good cholesterol and bad cholesterol. Bad cholesterol has an evil laugh.

I got a speeding ticket on my way to work. I was driving under the influence of bran.
Cholesterol is good for you. It blocks your arteries, making it more difficult for germs and viruses to reach your vital organs.
For lunch I had a bottle of root beer, a bag of potato chips and two candy bars. Giving up red meat is easier than I thought!

When the experts determine that high blood pressure, heart disease and diabetes are actually good for you, you're going to feel awfully foolish!
I ran a distance of 15 blocks today. They were Lego blocks, but it's a start!
The high-carb diet I put you on 20 years ago gave you diabetes, high blood pressure and heart disease. Oops.

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