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Cardiology

Good news –– they just developed an artificial heart that runs on cholesterol.
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?
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Cholesterol is a good thing. It keeps your arteries from collapsing when you've got the weight of the world coming down on you!
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There's a thin person inside me screaming to get out. No, wait –– he's yelling for me to order a pizza!

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The good news is, you have a heart. The bad news is, it's filled with assorted chocolates.
Two hours in our waiting room with a bunch of coughing people and screaming children. That was your stress test.

You have a bleeding heart. Subscribe to National Review and start watching Fox News.
You told me to eat 5 fruits and vegetables every day. Today I had 3 raisins and 2 peas.
The good news, it's OK to eat butter after all. The bad news, it's not OK to eat any of the things you like to put butter on.

Bicycling is a great way to lose weight. Swallowing bugs for an hour will spoil your appetite.
Bicycling is a great way to lose weight. Swallowing bugs for an hour will spoil your appetite.
The Mediterranean Diet is supposed to be very healthy. Can you write me a prescription for a vacation in Greece?

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