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Cardiology

I recommend golfing to all of my patients. Tantrums give you an excellent cardio workout!
It's not easy fitting 60 minutes of exercise into my busy schedule. Today I took 360 ten-second walks.
If they can make healthy electronic cigarettes, why can't they make healthy electronic pizza?

I'd like you to eat more fruit and vegetables, but they're not covered by your health insurance plan.
Good news –– they just developed an artificial heart that runs on cholesterol.
What fits your busy schedule better, exercising one hour a day or being dead 24 hours a day?

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Cholesterol is a good thing. It keeps your arteries from collapsing when you've got the weight of the world coming down on you!
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There's a thin person inside me screaming to get out. No, wait –– he's yelling for me to order a pizza!
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The good news is, you have a heart. The bad news is, it's filled with assorted chocolates.

Two hours in our waiting room with a bunch of coughing people and screaming children. That was your stress test.
You have a bleeding heart. Subscribe to National Review and start watching Fox News.
You told me to eat 5 fruits and vegetables every day. Today I had 3 raisins and 2 peas.

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