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I have a diversified retirement portfolio: 40% in bones, 30% in squeaky toys and 30% in stuff I stole from the cat, dogs, cats, investing, money.
money, finance, investing, If you factor in the money you didn't lose on the investments you didn't make you're doing quite well!

The moment you reach the future, it's already the past. So why should I set money aside to spend yesterday?, investing, money, IRA, 401(k), 401k, retirement, retirement fund, getting older, money.
On my 65th birthday, I'm going to lie down in a crop circle and wait for space aliens to abduct me. That's my retirement plan., retirement cartoons, retirement planning, money, finances, investing.
A sensible retirement portfolio should include mutual funds, stocks, bonds, lottery tickets, magazine sweepstakes, returnable cans and bottles, money under the sofa cushions, loose change in your junk drawer, anything you find in the coin return of a vending machine, pennies left in old loafers, investments, retirement planning, financial advisor, financial advice, savings, money, finance, investing, investments.

A wise man once said, \'Yesterday is just a memory, tomorrow is only a vision and today is all that matters.\' A wise man, but a lousy investor! cartoons about money, finance investing, financial planning, retirement planning.
Retirement Cartoons: facebook friends, collecting facebook friends, social networking friends, real friends or Facebook friends, cartoons about Facebook, cartoons about retirement, cartoons about investing.
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Today in school we learned about the three main branches of government: lobbyists, fund raisers and media. I believe in higher taxes for the rich, rich is anyone who makes a dollar more than I do The Politician's Lunch is a pork sandwich and we send the bill to your grandchildren. The government is providing free college education for everyone. It will be paid for by a new beer and pizza tax. Everywhere I go, people are eager to shake my hand and shower me with compliments. With that kind of charisma, I'd be crazy not to run for office! The government sent us a check. We've failed so many diets, our kitchen qualifies as a disaster area! toon_13

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