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The secret to being a successful salesperson –– always stretch and warm up before you lunge for their wallet!
There is a magnetic strip on the back of every credit card. The magnets help stores pull you inside.
Wear this cologne to your next performance review. It smells like happy customers!

Do you want regular bottled water, low-fat water, zero-carb water, gluten-free water, peanut-safe water or free range water?
Coming in for your prescription and buying a ton of other stuff you really don't need...that's one of the side effects.
Nothing is just phone anymore. This one has an antenna that doubles as a nose hair trimmer!

There's even an app that gives you a foot massage! Just set your ringer to 'vibrate' and stick it in your sock.
On the bottom of my resume, you'll find a coupon for 50¢ off my first paycheck.
If dolphins are just as smart as humans, why aren't we investing in underwater shopping malls and teaching them how to use credit cards?

If we provide great customer service, people will pester us with a bunch of stupid questions. Do we really want that?
I used to make fun of people who shop at Walmart, until the day I realized I was mocking my reflection.
Since I started couponing, I've purchased 18 companies and spent only $23.49!

I'm looking for something to insulate me from criticism.
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