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Part-time employees are expected to work 24 hours a day. Full-time employees are expected to work 48 hours a day.
Time management is a great concept, but who has time for it?!
Procrastination isn't your worst problem. I like it when you put off your mistakes until tomorrow.

I spend 30% of my day working for the tax man, so that's the part of my day when I goof off.
I always give 110% to my job – 40% on Monday, 30% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday, 15% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
If it's really important, write URGENT in the subject line an dI'll be sure to ignore it immediately.

I'm afraid I have to let you go. You tested positive for decaf.
Due to budget constraints, we're cutting your hours. You only have to work every-other-minute.
Why should your lazy left hand be paid as much as your hard-working right hand?

Experts say that power napping can actually increase productivity. I want you to nap longer and harder than our competitors!
It was bound to happen. The computers can't get anything done without having a bunch of meetings first.
Before we begin our productivity seminar, did everyone receive a free coffee mug?

I've identified our productivity problem. We installed faster computers, but we forgot to install faster computer operators.
Ergonomic Cartoons: ergonomic office, ergonomic tips, ergonomic products, ergonomic problems, ergonomic solutions, ergonomic ankle support, productivity.
Good morning and welcome to my productivity seminar..., woodchuck, presentations, powerpoint.

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