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I spend 30% of my day working for the tax man, so that's the part of my day when I goof off.
I always give 110% to my job – 40% on Monday, 30% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday, 15% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
If it's really important, write URGENT in the subject line an dI'll be sure to ignore it immediately.

I'm afraid I have to let you go. You tested positive for decaf.
Due to budget constraints, we're cutting your hours. You only have to work every-other-minute.
Why should your lazy left hand be paid as much as your hard-working right hand?

Experts say that power napping can actually increase productivity. I want you to nap longer and harder than our competitors!
It was bound to happen. The computers can't get anything done without having a bunch of meetings first.
Before we begin our productivity seminar, did everyone receive a free coffee mug?

I've identified our productivity problem. We installed faster computers, but we forgot to install faster computer operators.
Ergonomic Cartoons: ergonomic office, ergonomic tips, ergonomic products, ergonomic problems, ergonomic solutions, ergonomic ankle support, productivity.
Good morning and welcome to my productivity seminar..., woodchuck, presentations, powerpoint.

I am so doing something, I'm making my coworkers look more productive, teamwork, productivity, business cartoons.
If it occurs every afternoon and lasts for less than 2 hours, then it's probably not a coma, doctor cartoons, afternoon fatigue, tired, low energy.
cartoons about productivity, charts, coffee, productive.

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On Wall Street today, the Dow and Nasdaq did their little dance and everyone pretended that it was very important. My hobbies are drag racing, world-tour golf, extreme football, flying jets, and kickboxing. On my computer, of course. Can't we just talk without you dissecting every word? My employees are like a big family. Unfortunately, I can't decide whether to hire a vice president or a nanny. Thou shalt not download copyrighted material from the Internet without permission. Can you explain that one to me? So far we've both gained ten pounds on this cruise! If all of the other passengers each gain ten pounds, how will they keep the ship from sinking? The odds of being hit by an asteroid on your 65th birthday are 750 million to one. An alternate retirement plan is recommended.

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