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I spend 30% of my day working for the tax man, so that's the part of my day when I goof off.
I always give 110% to my job – 40% on Monday, 30% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday, 15% on Thursday and 5% on Friday.
If it's really important, write URGENT in the subject line an dI'll be sure to ignore it immediately.

I'm afraid I have to let you go. You tested positive for decaf.
Due to budget constraints, we're cutting your hours. You only have to work every-other-minute.
Why should your lazy left hand be paid as much as your hard-working right hand?

Experts say that power napping can actually increase productivity. I want you to nap longer and harder than our competitors!
It was bound to happen. The computers can't get anything done without having a bunch of meetings first.
Before we begin our productivity seminar, did everyone receive a free coffee mug?

I've identified our productivity problem. We installed faster computers, but we forgot to install faster computer operators.
Ergonomic Cartoons: ergonomic office, ergonomic tips, ergonomic products, ergonomic problems, ergonomic solutions, ergonomic ankle support, productivity.
Good morning and welcome to my productivity seminar..., woodchuck, presentations, powerpoint.

I am so doing something, I'm making my coworkers look more productive, teamwork, productivity, business cartoons.
If it occurs every afternoon and lasts for less than 2 hours, then it's probably not a coma, doctor cartoons, afternoon fatigue, tired, low energy.
cartoons about productivity, charts, coffee, productive.

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What software would you recommond to give my presentation so much flash and sizzle that nobody notices that I have nothing to say? If at first you don't succeed, eat something then take a nap. Muffin Jackson set a new world's record today, jumping from the floor to the table to the counter to the top of the refrigerator in just 7.3 seconds. Congratulations, Muffin! I'm looking for a compression program that will help me fit a Rottweiler into a Federal Express envelope. First I whimper, then I show them my big, brown, sad eyes. It works every time. My presentation lacks power and has no point. I assumed the software would take care of that! I've got 8 hours invested in this bad mood and I'm not giving up that easily!

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