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You will want to get a hobby after you retire. Hunting and gathering might be good.
My short-term goal is to keep some of my paycheck until Tuesday. My long-term goal is to keep some of my paycheck until Friday.
You need more time to prepare for retirement. Sign this to legally change your age to 25.

I'm wealthy beyond my wildest dreams. Unfortunately, my dreams were never very wild.
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It\'s not my fault that you didn\'t put more stones aside for your retirement!

One more time – explain to me why enjoying life after I retire is more important than enjoying life now.
Here\'s our new retirement plan –– At age 65, we\'ll get divorced then marry other people who planned better.
I retire on Friday and I haven\'t saved a dime. Here\'s your chance to become a legend!

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Today in school we learned about the three main branches of government: lobbyists, fund raisers and media. I believe in higher taxes for the rich, rich is anyone who makes a dollar more than I do The Politician's Lunch is a pork sandwich and we send the bill to your grandchildren. The government is providing free college education for everyone. It will be paid for by a new beer and pizza tax. Everywhere I go, people are eager to shake my hand and shower me with compliments. With that kind of charisma, I'd be crazy not to run for office! The government sent us a check. We've failed so many diets, our kitchen qualifies as a disaster area! toon_13

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