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Our investors lack confidence. My fern died and our stock fell 27 points.
Sometimes the best investments are the ones you don't make. Let's go with that strategy and see where it takes us.

Papa Bear's investments were too risky. Mama Bear's investments were too safe. But Baby Bear's investments were juuuuuuuust right!
Diversification is important. The more investments you have, the longer it takes to figure out how much you've lost.
No, you haven't made buckets of money yet. Your initial investment was used to purchase buckets.

If you follow my rules, you will never lose money. Rule #1: Never lose money.
At age 65, I'm having my age legally changed to 22 so I can start saving for my retirement.
Your grandmother sent you $5 for your birthday. Put it in the bank for a very long time and someday it will be worth $2.

You're confused. That means I explained it properly.
In an effort to rescue the economy, Superman spent $500 at the mall today...
After investing as much as possible over the past 25 years, I think it's time to rollover my retirement fund into pizza and a movie.

Any other collateral besides your heart of gold and million-dollar smile?
Neat Document-: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Technology
The sports car and sailboat are investments for my retirement. I'm using them to attract a younger woman who can support me in my old age.

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