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Money / Investing

If you follow my rules, you will never lose money. Rule #1: Never lose money.
At age 65, I'm having my age legally changed to 22 so I can start saving for my retirement.
Your grandmother sent you $5 for your birthday. Put it in the bank for a very long time and someday it will be worth $2.

You're confused. That means I explained it properly.
In an effort to rescue the economy, Superman spent $500 at the mall today...
After investing as much as possible over the past 25 years, I think it's time to rollover my retirement fund into pizza and a movie.

Any other collateral besides your heart of gold and million-dollar smile?
Neat Document-: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Technology
The sports car and sailboat are investments for my retirement. I'm using them to attract a younger woman who can support me in my old age.

I finally put something aside for my retirement. I put aside my plans to retire.
If you're going out for ice cream, bring me back a scoop of Credit Crunch. If they don't have that, get me a dish of Rumor Ripple. If they don't have that, get me a Sweet Bailout with extra sprinkles.
You're wasting my time with useless knowledge when I should be at work earning money for college!

Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glosbergen.comGIASSEFGEA Entertainment
Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment
Neat Document-Randy Glosbergen, R.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460 Phone 607-316-4707. E-MAR. randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment

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