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Your grandmother sent you $5 for your birthday. Put it in the bank for a very long time and someday it will be worth $2.
You're confused. That means I explained it properly.
In an effort to rescue the economy, Superman spent $500 at the mall today...

After investing as much as possible over the past 25 years, I think it's time to rollover my retirement fund into pizza and a movie.
Any other collateral besides your heart of gold and million-dollar smile?
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The sports car and sailboat are investments for my retirement. I'm using them to attract a younger woman who can support me in my old age.
I finally put something aside for my retirement. I put aside my plans to retire.
If you're going out for ice cream, bring me back a scoop of Credit Crunch. If they don't have that, get me a dish of Rumor Ripple. If they don't have that, get me a Sweet Bailout with extra sprinkles.

You're wasting my time with useless knowledge when I should be at work earning money for college!
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Neat Document-Randy Glasbergen, P.O. Box 797, Sherburne, N.Y. 13460. Phone: 607-316-4707. E-MAIL: randy@glasbergen.com Entertainment

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My husband and I don't live together. He lives in Spend City and I live in Frugalville.

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Today in school we learned about the three main branches of government: lobbyists, fund raisers and media. I believe in higher taxes for the rich, rich is anyone who makes a dollar more than I do The Politician's Lunch is a pork sandwich and we send the bill to your grandchildren. The government is providing free college education for everyone. It will be paid for by a new beer and pizza tax. Everywhere I go, people are eager to shake my hand and shower me with compliments. With that kind of charisma, I'd be crazy not to run for office! The government sent us a check. We've failed so many diets, our kitchen qualifies as a disaster area! toon_13

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