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The stock market fell sharply today, then bounced back, spiraled upward, jumped forward, leaped to new heights, tumbled rapidly and took first place in a gymnastics competition.
Bonds are a great investment. I sold a vintage 007 doll on eBay for $900!
Only a total idiot would recommend blue chips. Everybody knows yellow chips taste better with salsa!

If you had taken tomorrow's advice yesterday, you'd be rich today!
Which is a smarter financial move, investing in hog futures or loading up a freezer with bacon when it's on sale?
If you want a comfortable retirement, invest most of your money in stocks, bonds, mutual funds and hemorrhoid cream.

The key to home buying is location. You'll need the money located in your savings account, you'll need the money located in your checking account, you'll need the money located under your sofa cushions......
Of course I give money to those who are less fortunate than me! My limo driver is less fortunate than me, the crew of my yacht is less fortunate than me, my private jet pilot is less than fortunate than me, my personal chef is less fortunate than me....
We can afford to get married soon. I'm almost halfway done with my student loan payments!

The bad news is, the market threw a wrench into your retirement plans. The good news is, you can probably sell the wrench for $10 on eBay!
You found a dime on the sidewalk and didn't invest it. Does this mean you've changed your mind about retiring someday?
We need an immediate influx of cash to keep our company in business. How quickly can you organize a bake sale?

Explain to me again why enjoying life when I retire is more important than enjoying life now.
According to my itemized cost analysis and fiduciary forecast, if expenditures continue to outpace earnings, insolvency is a foregone conclusion. My advice is, sell the cats.
If you're going to put all of your eggs in one basket, I recommend you also invest in chickens, baskets and maybe bacon.

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