Computers: Technical Support - Glasbergen Cartoon Service

$I was not rude to the customer. I said, \'drop dead PLEASE!\'$

$We\'re not getting anywhere, Mr. Johnson. May I have a word with your computer in private?$

$I didn\'t mean to fall in love with a coworker. The IT guys connected our hearts by Bluetooth as a prank!$

$Virus software won\'t help. Stupidity isn\'t a virus.$

$You learned how to use a telephone without my help. That\'s a good start!$

$I have a photographic memory, but I can\'t figure out how to download the pictures to my computer!$

$Your operating system was installed on April 25th, which makes your computer a Taurus. As a Pisces, you\'re bound to have conflicts.$